the admittance policy

evo odmah cu se ispricati zbog toga sto je vic na englesko jeziku no taj vic sam nasao na orgu i stvarno me je dobro nasmijao

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God
decided to change
the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to
get into
Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. The
policy
would go into effect at noon the following day. So the next day
at
12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven.
The angel at the
gate, remembering about the new law, promptly told
the man, "Before I can let
you in, I need you to tell me about the day
you died."

"No problem."
said the man. "Well, for some time now, I've thought my
wife was having an
affair. I believed that each day on her lunch hour,
she'd bring her lover
home to our 25th floor apartment and have s*x
with him. So today I was going
to come home too and catch them. Well,
I got there and busted in and
immediately began searching for this
guy. My wife was half-naked and yelling
at me as I searched the entire
apartment. But, damn it, I couldn't find him!
Just as I was going to
give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and
noticed that
there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The
nerve of
that guy to think he could hide from me! Well, I ran out there
and
promptly stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground.
But
wouldn't you know it, he landed in some bushes that broke his fall
and he
didn't die. This pissed me off even more, so in a rage I went
back inside to
get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at
him. And oddly
enough, the first thing I could grab was the
refrigerator. I unplugged it,
pushed it out onto the balcony and
heaved it over the side. It plummeted 25
stories and crushed him!
The excitement of the moment was so great that right
after that I had
a heart attack and died almost instantly."
The angel sat
back and though for a moment. Technically, the guy DID
have a bad day, and it
was a crime of passion, so he announced, "OK,
Sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of
Heaven," and let him in.

A few seconds later the next guy came up. "OK,
here's the rule. Before
I can let you in, I need to hear about the day you
died."
"Sure thing" the man replied. "But you're not gonna believe this.
I
was out on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my
daily
exercises when I got a little carried away and accidentally fell
over
the side! Luckily however, I was able to catch myself by my
fingertips
on the balcony directly beneath mine. When all of a sudden this
crazy
man comes running out of his apartment and starts cussing and
stomping
on my fingers! Well, of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes
on
the way down which broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As
I'm
laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in
excruciating
pain, I see the man push his refrigerator, of all things, over
the
ledge and it falls directly on top of me and kills me!"
The angel is
quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his
story. "I could get used
to this new policy," he thinks to himself.
"Very well," the angel announces.
"Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,"
and he lets the man enter.

A few
seconds later the third man in line comes up to the gate. "Tell
me about the
day you died," said the angel.
"OK, picture this, " says the man. "I'm naked
inside a
Refrigerator......."
"Ok, you're in" said the angel

hahahaa ovaj treci je najludji, hahaha bio u frizideru lol hahaah. Ala je ovome zena kurava

super je ...iako sam citao prevedeno :D
i ovo je dobro

Hehe, procitao sam hrvatsku verziju vica, iako je i ova dobra :D